2. MulletPassions.com

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No, we’re not kidding. This dating site would probably have done better in the 1970’s or 1980’s but since the internet didn’t come along until the mid-1990’s, it seems likely that their ship left port without them some time ago. The majority of their most eligible clients have probably grown up by now and now have real jobs, mortgages and kids. It’s interesting that they advertise the site as a “100% Free Dating & Social Networking for Singles Sportin a Mullet” while most of their members look as if they don’t even know what a mullet is. One fellow advertising for love on the site was completely bald – a clear demonstration of their inability to limit the ranks of the membership only to those who are bold enough to sport a hairstyle that makes it appear as if a small animal has taken up residence on their head.