10. Holding It In

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This is a rare circumstance, but in a pinch you might give it a go. The inspiration for this idea comes from the experience of a woman in the U.K. who was fired from her job in 2007 for excessive flatulence. Calling in to work to tell your boss you won’t be coming in that day because you cannot stop farting might be just thing to win your boss over to your way of thinking, and offer you encouragement to take the day off to boot!