9. Alert Shirt

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We know that there are a lot of people around the world who are extremely dedicated football (soccer for us Americans) fans, and many of them spend a lot of money and a lot of time in pursuit of their passion. The Alert Shirt takes things to another level entirely. The jersey, a product of a company called Wearable Experiments, is somehow connected to the action that plays out during Australian Rules football games, and when players are tackled during the game, the shirt vibrates, presumably giving the wearing a more “connected” experience. For us, this idea just screams “Stupid!”