5. Monkey Keychain

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Before you go all “what’s so freakin’ weird about a monkey keychain?” on us, you’ll need to know one very important tidbit of information regarding this monkey. This is not a monkey engaged in any behavior most of us normally associate readily with monkeys. This monkey is doing what might be termed as pleasuring himself. Yes, this monkey is actually spanking his monkey! With $2.99 in your PayPal account, this perverted primate can be yours! We have a general idea of the type of individual who would be impressed by an item like this and it’s definitely not your mother!