6. New Cute Girls Mistress Foot Feet Clone

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It’s starting to become apparent that browsing through weird eBay listing may possibly be as entertaining as watching YouTube videos of idiots trying to recreate stunts from Jackass. It’s basically a pair of feet made from silicone and fashioned to look like those of a female. There’s not much question regarding their intended purpose considering that the listing includes instructions for washing and applying baby powder “that will be better feeling.” What’s great about this item is that it’s not only made in China like everything else these days, it was also listed by someone in China whose command of the English language is a bit lacking. There are some real knee-slappers in this listing, such as “If you want to hold with a  beauty foot in your arms!If you are a people who love beauty feet! waiting what?” and “all the feet model are new making after payment ,,newest !!” They probably would have had better luck using Google Translate. By the way, your inner foot fetishist might appreciate knowing that they appear to be quite the bargain at $188.00 with free shipping!