2. Fight Fire With… A Knife!

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It’s obvious that a 37-year-old woman named Deborah does not take being disrespected lightly. After an argument with her boyfriend about money, she reports that he “farted in her face” as she walked by him. Deborah responded as any reasonable person would, and threw a knife at him. She was arrested after police were called and responding officers saw cuts on the boyfriend’s abdomen. What we can’t figure out is how exactly the boyfriend was able to “fart in her face” as she walked by. Do they live in a tiny home where Deborah enjoys walking around on her hands?